Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Nakakabaliw na text ads!

Hindi na talaga mapigilan. Mapa TV, radyo o dyaryo, andyan na ang mga nakakabaliw na text ads! Eto ang mga text ads na talaga namang nakaka-(b)aliw!

From S. Xpress, March 2007:

"Hu mn ka2kla2 ky j*** b***** kndly giv hs # 2me. 0918*******"

"Im looking 4 my I lost dad margrito m**** sr.. col txt gari 0926*******"

"Im Anne. 17,f, nid txtm8, lezbian only. 0922*******/0918*******"

"Hnap lng po zna ako ng ktxtm8, im karlo from cavite 0919*******"

"Im chai 25 F, luking 4 a txtm8. Pr mkta q kau at mkta u rin q 0920*******"

"Wnt 2b excitedianz? B 1 of us."Excited People Clan"0906*******"

"Kulot, alam q n ngaun n kung bkit mlyo k s akin"

"Hi Angel ur my sperman"

"Need ko matrona,hiwalay o biyuda any age ok, txt me champ-0917*******"

"iloveusomch rose*** ****** itsme, bebebear25"

"Hi' mheg's here, single mom' 24' just wnt 2 have m0re frndz, 0921*******"

"Hi girls txt me my #0920*******"

"Hi i'm carlo, hnap k txtm8 n grl n my aswa. Lgi kc away aswa k. Txt me 0916*******"

"Hi LaiSE! GndA tlg name m.hrp mka-limutn.mhlnmhl kta.. ur.d.cmra"

"Im ron im luking 4 a hotmomma 30-45 just txt me 0927*******"

"hi im marjolaine i need txtm8 18-20 boys only ung hnd kuripot mag txt. Just txt me 0928*******"

"Hi, can u be txtmate? 0922*******"

"Im cute Jeleen, 31, nids male txtmt hu kn0ws inverted squatraz hirs my cp# 0910*******"

"Naghahanap me ng txtmt n pulis, male only 30-40 yo, im jeleen hirs my cp# 0910*******"

"Hi tu ul TFC scuba divers bai suppurting WAWAWI!"

Ewan ko sa inyo pero ako, sumakit tyan ko sa kakatawa pero sumakit muna ulo ko sa pag-iintindi!

3 comments:

David said...

inverted squatraz?!?! o.O

hi senpai!! ako po si David new mem ng Tomo-Kai.. (^__^)v

green pinoy said...

hey david. thanks sa bisita. onga e ano kaya yung inverted squatraz? research mo. tapos pagnagkita tayo sa tambayan sabihin mo sakin kung ano yun hehe

berto batanglawin said...

Hello how was there.. I find some interesting topic in this site about txtmates, but ive found someone in txtmate.com. She is beautiful and were getting married.