tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12517686456282176272012-01-26T12:16:54.694+08:00Mabuhay ang Pilipinong Makulit!!! www.greenpinoy.phgreen pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.comBlogger2011100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-22902680690241735202012-01-26T12:15:00.000+08:002012-01-26T12:16:54.701+08:00<img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 229px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yl0fUV-6p1s/TyDTnWk8b3I/AAAAAAAAAO8/M2kxzmyNLGM/s320/tsffbprofile.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5701789801279942514" /><br />Para sa mas maraming katatawanan!<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-2290268069024173520?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-82016251205756934192011-10-18T17:58:00.003+08:002011-10-18T18:01:13.708+08:00<img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Z40GuIlmm9g/Tp1OQTPekqI/AAAAAAAAAOw/ZIUuB1gdAPg/s320/hellpgpsm.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5664769948252017314" /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">BAGONG TAHANAN! :)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://greenpinoy.ph/"><span class="Apple-style-span" ><b>www.greenpinoy.ph! :)</b></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Ituloy ang saya!!!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-8201625120575693419?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-39936438625330035682007-04-11T15:07:00.000+08:002007-04-11T16:56:29.657+08:00<div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>GREAT NEWS!!!</strong></span></div><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><p><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Naka <strong>DOT COM na ang Greenpinoy</strong>! Mas marami ng features para sa bayan!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></p><p>Forums and Surveys!<br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Guestbook!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Chatroom!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Embedded videos from Greenpinoy on Youtube!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Mailing list!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">at kung ano ano pa!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;">Click mo to para mapunta sa </span><a href="http://greenpinoy.com"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;">GREENPINOY.COM!!!</span></a> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-3993643862533003568?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com308tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-5748879845194348962007-04-09T22:47:00.000+08:002007-04-09T22:48:48.637+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Alam nyo ba na isang Filipino scientist ang nakadiskubre sa isang Viagra alternative? Gawa ito sa makahiya! Pakukuluan mo lang ang dahon ng makahiya at iinumin ang sabaw nito. Titigas ng wala sa oras ang etits mo. Yun nga lang, pag hinawakan, uurong.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-574887984519434896?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-53600153587949810882007-04-09T22:44:00.000+08:002007-04-09T23:10:25.357+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Kanina lang sa YM may nag-message sa akin na hindi ko kilala. Tawagin nalang natin syang Friend1...</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Friend1: Wala lang...hehehe</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Ako: Who's this please?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Friend1: a new friends.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">***Block user***</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-5360015358794981088?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-1314711062481613232007-04-09T22:41:00.000+08:002007-04-09T22:43:38.075+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">May isang Pinoy na nagpunta sa States para dun magpagamot ng masakit nyang etits. Sa ospital...</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Dok: Is it painful when i touch your penis?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Pinoy: Sakit dok! Sakit!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Dok: You pervert! Suck it yourself!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-131471106248161323?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-54645865978452600072007-04-08T23:42:00.000+08:002007-04-08T23:45:25.218+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RhkNm-K0ToI/AAAAAAAAAJY/vbT9-QSwjqA/s1600-h/gro.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5051083420247281282" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RhkNm-K0ToI/AAAAAAAAAJY/vbT9-QSwjqA/s320/gro.bmp" border="0" /></a> Naisip nyo na ba kung ano talaga ang pinag-uusapan ng mga tao sa grocery? Panoorin nyo to!</div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Np7d3dKs8A">Click mo to para maki-chismis!</a></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span></strong></div><p align="center"><strong>Sa <a href="http://youtube.com/greenpinoy">greenpinoy on youtube</a> lang yan :)</strong></p><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-5464586597845260007?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-71107281036873262582007-04-08T17:02:00.000+08:002007-04-08T23:46:07.905+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RhivqeK0TlI/AAAAAAAAAJA/_3u_pC4wlbw/s1600-h/pwet.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5050980126283812434" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RhivqeK0TlI/AAAAAAAAAJA/_3u_pC4wlbw/s320/pwet.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"> <strong>Aba! Pwet!!!</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">Pwet nga ba?</span></strong></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><br /><div align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5050980319557340770" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/Rhiv1uK0TmI/AAAAAAAAAJI/K69f18-ao2o/s320/pwet2.jpg" border="0" /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">Braso ko lang yan. Ahehe</span></strong><br /></div><br /><div align="center"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-7110728103687326258?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-39369646164826140692007-04-08T16:38:00.000+08:002007-04-08T16:39:43.935+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Dok: Misis, pumutok na ho ba ang panubigan nyo?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Misis: Ay, wala naman ho akong narinig na pagsabog...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-3936964616482614069?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-38315365044000982292007-04-08T16:37:00.001+08:002007-04-08T16:39:56.261+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Misis: Dok!!! Nag-si-scissors ang anak ko!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Dok: Seizure po misis.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-3831536504400098229?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-42061812768746357942007-04-08T15:20:00.000+08:002007-04-08T18:57:52.143+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Sikat na sikat ang mga to sa email, pero walang may alam kung sino ang gumawa ng mga to, pero ang theory, taga-UP haha. Para sa inyong hindi pa nakakabasa nito, inihaandog ko sa inyo ang mga makabagong tagalog!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>Salita:</strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#ffffff;">.</span></strong><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong><span style="color:#ff6600;">BAKTOL</span></strong> - ang ikatlong lebel ng mabahong amoy sa kili-kili. ang baktol ay kapareho ng amoy ng nabubulok na bayabas. ito'y dumidikit sa damit, at humahalo sa pawis. madalas na naaamoy tuwing registration, sa elevator o FX.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>Gamit:</strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#ffffff;">.</span></strong><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"</span><span style="font-family:verdana;">Tang ina</span><span style="font-family:verdana;">, sinong nangangamoy BAKTOL sa inyo????!!!"</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><strong>Salita:</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong><span style="color:#ff6600;">KUKURIKAPU</span></strong> - libag sa ilalim ng boobs. madalas na namumuo dahil sa labis na baby powder na inilalagay sa katawan. maaari ding mamuo kung hindi talaga naliligo o naghihilod ang isang babae. ang KUKURIKAPU ay mas madalas mamuo sa mga babaeng malalaki ang joga. </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>Gamit:</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"Honey, maligo ka na para maalis yang KUKURIKAPU mo..."</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><strong>Abangan ang mga susunod pang mga salita!</strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-4206181276874635794?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-12227513743202419742007-04-08T15:16:00.000+08:002007-04-08T15:17:36.337+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Teacher: Please get one whole sheet of bond paper. Take note that I don't want to see any kind of erasures! </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Student: Miss pwede liquid paper na lang?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Teacher: I said bond paper!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-1222751374320241974?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-70415975820350488912007-04-07T23:19:00.000+08:002007-04-07T23:21:38.371+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/Rhe20uK0TkI/AAAAAAAAAI4/p4FptIZrMcY/s1600-h/reaping.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5050706523982155330" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/Rhe20uK0TkI/AAAAAAAAAI4/p4FptIZrMcY/s320/reaping.bmp" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong> sa Tagalog..."Ang Pang-gagahasa"</strong></span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-7041597582035048891?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-13053004008027032582007-04-07T14:27:00.000+08:002007-04-07T14:29:53.392+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw3hjjrU2o"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5050569312661949986" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/Rhc6B-K0TiI/AAAAAAAAAIo/y1kAl76fgt4/s400/hair.bmp" border="0" /><span style="font-family:verdana;"> Click nyo to para malaman kung ano!!!</span></a></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><div align="center">Sa <a href="http://youtube.com/greenpinoy">greenpinoy on youtube</a> lang yan! :)</div><div align="center"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-1305300400802703258?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-1040842423951428952007-04-07T13:12:00.000+08:002007-04-07T13:16:15.265+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Tanong: Bakit nahihiya ang biik?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sagot: Kasi nanay nya baboy!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Tanong: Bakit nahihiya ang sisiw?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sagot: Kasi nanay nya may itlog!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Tanong: Bakit nahihiya ang kambing?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sagot: Kasi nanay nya may bigote!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Tanong: Bakit nahihiya ang bibe?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sagot: Kasi tatay pag naglalakad kumekembot!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Tanong: Bakit hindi nahihiya ang langgam?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sagot: Kasi magulang nya sweet.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Tanong: Bakit proud ang magulang ng pagong?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sagot: Kasi bata palang anak nila, may bahay na!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Tanong: Bakit natatakot ang lamok?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sagot: Baka maling dugo ang masalin sa kanya!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Tanong: Bakit magaling ang bangus?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sagot: Kasi matinik sya!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-104084242395142895?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-66186148266016027092007-04-07T13:08:00.000+08:002007-04-07T13:10:20.915+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Dok: May taning na ang buhay mo.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Juan: Wala na bang pag-asa? Ano po ba ang dapat kong gawin?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Dok: Mag-asawa ka na lang ng pangit at bungangera.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Juan: Bakit, gagaling po ba ako ru'n?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Dok: Hindi, pero mas gugustuhin mo pang mamatay kesa mabuhay!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-6618614826601602709?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-15165560440526667932007-04-06T12:06:00.000+08:002007-04-06T12:10:09.066+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RhXHzuK0TgI/AAAAAAAAAIY/nlLX6lSDX1Q/s1600-h/gp0001.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5050162248546536962" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RhXHzuK0TgI/AAAAAAAAAIY/nlLX6lSDX1Q/s400/gp0001.JPG" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:verdana;">Utang na loob!!! Adek? Zuck? Haaaaay malala na toooo!!!<br /></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-1516556044052666793?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-17587265015347036712007-04-06T11:54:00.000+08:002007-04-06T11:59:02.980+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RhXE2eK0TfI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/SJbg-V4lbyA/s1600-h/sanjaya-7-01-2007-04-04.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5050158997256293874" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RhXE2eK0TfI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/SJbg-V4lbyA/s400/sanjaya-7-01-2007-04-04.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:verdana;">AAAAARGH! Panoorin nyo ang aking paki-usap sa mga tao sa Amerika! Sa </span><a href="http://youtube.com/greenpinoy"><span style="font-family:verdana;">greenpinoy on youtube lang!</span></a></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ffffff;">.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span></div><div align="center"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83QipQkR0xo"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Click mo to para maki-usap ka rin sa kanila!<br /></span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-1758726501534703671?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-66190617224637639162007-04-06T00:12:00.000+08:002007-04-06T00:16:18.599+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Na nag-audition ako para sa role ni Wolverine sa X-Men?!?! Panoorin nyo tong audition video ko sa </span><a href="http://youtube.com/greenpinoy"><span style="font-family:verdana;">greenpinoy on youtube</span></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"> para maniwala kayo!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pu8KdXNjCI"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Click mo to para makita ang audition ko!</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-6619061722463763916?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-28581131661139185542007-04-05T22:59:00.000+08:002007-04-09T22:35:24.603+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RhpPBOK0TpI/AAAAAAAAAJg/zoN6Chg90_g/s1600-h/37.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5051436814451363474" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RhpPBOK0TpI/AAAAAAAAAJg/zoN6Chg90_g/s320/37.bmp" border="0" /></a> <strong>Wow! May ribbon galing sa youtube! :) Pasok tayo sa <span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">top 50</span> most subscribed comedians this week mga ka tol! :) <span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">Salamat sa <span style="color:#ff0000;">suporta</span></span><span style="color:#ff0000;">!</span> Weeeehoooo!</strong><br /><br /><br /><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#000099;">Noong isang araw #73, kahapon #49, ngayon #37!</span></strong></div><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000099;">as of April 09, 2007</span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-2858113166113918554?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-25888836577496841202007-04-05T14:35:00.000+08:002007-04-05T14:36:24.318+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Lalaki: Miss pwede ka bang ligawan?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Babae: May BMW ka ba? Mercedes? Jaguar?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Lalaki: Tang-ina! Ano yang pekpek mo parking lot?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-2588883657749684120?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-58329134694283929552007-04-05T13:55:00.000+08:002007-04-05T14:34:38.483+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Tanong: Ano ang punong hindi naakyat?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sagot: Eh di punong nakatumba!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Ngeeeeeeeeeeee!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-5832913469428392955?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-5986329643343887662007-04-05T13:49:00.000+08:002007-04-05T13:51:32.282+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Juan: Last week pinakilala ko yung girlfriend ko sa lolo kong milyonaryo!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Pedro: Ayos! Musta naman?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Juan: Lola ko na sya.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-598632964334388766?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-75392739516336073742007-04-05T13:31:00.000+08:002007-04-05T13:33:06.948+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">BF: Sunduin kita mamaya sa bahay nyo. Bubusina nalang ako pagdating ko.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">GF: May dala ka bang sasakyan?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">BF: Wala. Busina lang.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-7539273951633607374?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-64026833632212702002007-04-05T13:11:00.000+08:002007-04-05T13:15:34.372+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Use "Maybe not" in a sentence!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Use it!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>"Ang sarap ng saging pag maybe not butter! Try mo!"</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Ngeeeeeeeeeee!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-6402683363221270200?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-59062057007562718912007-04-05T11:27:00.000+08:002007-04-05T11:28:51.379+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">BF: Nood tayo ng sine.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">GF: Ok. Hahalikan mo ba ako?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">BF: Hindi a...</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">GF: Hahawakan sa dede?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">BF: Lalong hindi!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">GF: Hahawakan sa pekpek?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">BF: Sus! Hindi ako ganon!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">GF: Eh di manood ka ng sine mag-isa mo!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-5906205700756271891?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-8289189587567818122007-04-05T11:05:00.000+08:002007-04-05T11:07:02.896+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">BF: Dun tayo sa liblib at madilim!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">GF: Tara!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Nagpunta sila sa liblib at madilim. Naghubad ng pantalon ang lalaki.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">GF: Bat ka naghubad? Maghuhubad narin ba ako?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">BF: Bakit? Tatae ka rin?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-828918958756781812?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-22708891031843395042007-04-04T22:53:00.000+08:002007-04-04T22:57:30.656+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RhO8EOK0TdI/AAAAAAAAAIA/YEaqHjUT8BU/s1600-h/01-04-07_1904.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5049586387921423826" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RhO8EOK0TdI/AAAAAAAAAIA/YEaqHjUT8BU/s400/01-04-07_1904.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong>Kasi mahilig rin sila.</strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;">.</span></strong></div><div align="center"><strong></strong></div><div align="center"><strong></strong></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>Salamat kay Rotch para sa pic na to!<br /></strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-2270889103184339504?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-42692535621901826762007-04-04T17:39:00.000+08:002007-04-04T17:48:29.653+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Ngayon lang may kausap akong banyaga sa chat program ng office namin. Halos mamatay ako sa kakatawa.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Banyaga: I like cebu!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Ako: I like cebu too! I love the beach!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Banyaga: Cebu? It's right?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Ako: Yes! Correct!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Banyaga: I feel like eating cebu!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Ako (napatambling): Eating cebu? Cebu is a place...</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Banyaga: ah...that's mango ^^</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">Manga naman pala. </span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-4269253562190182676?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-75377577000826289902007-04-03T16:20:00.000+08:002007-04-03T16:29:58.093+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Nene: Inay! Tinuruan kami sa school ng mga kabutihang asal!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Inay: Ok yan anak! Eh di marunong ka ng mag "po" at "opo"?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Nene: Naman. Tanga ka ba?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-7537757700082628990?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-43651155137776396242007-04-03T15:25:00.000+08:002007-04-03T16:17:05.908+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">May dalawang matandang lalaki na virgin pa. Nag-usap sila na kumuha ng prosti para magka-experience...</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Juan: O mauna na ako ha.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Pedro: Ok pare.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sa kwarto naghihintay ang prosti.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Prosti: O isuot mo to.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Juan: Ano yan?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Prosti: Condom, para di ako mabuntis.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Juan: Ok!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Ng matapos, si Pedro naman ang sumunod. Pinagsuot din sya ng condom. Makalipas ang isang buwan...</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Juan: Sa tingin mo nabuntis natin yung prosti?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Pedro: Hindi naman siguro. </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Juan: O sige, tanggalin na natin tong condom.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-4365115513777639624?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-52440606426601464122007-04-03T15:24:00.000+08:002007-04-03T15:25:47.358+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Reporter: Sir, spell "vagina".</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Erap: Vagina...teka lang ha. Alam ko yan e. Kagabi lang nasa dulo nga ng dila ko.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-5244060642660146412?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-21608741431311593052007-03-30T23:29:00.000+08:002007-03-30T23:30:48.053+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/Rg0s_OX0ggI/AAAAAAAAAHs/aJxFCuIrrlc/s1600-h/bachbboat1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5047740222053581314" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/Rg0s_OX0ggI/AAAAAAAAAHs/aJxFCuIrrlc/s400/bachbboat1.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>Bacheengoo and his banana...boat.</strong></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>Summer na!!!<br /></strong></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-2160874143131159305?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-31534266915393991352007-03-29T22:48:00.000+08:002007-03-29T22:50:44.199+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RgvSGOX0gfI/AAAAAAAAAHg/hMv9BVnqcMo/s1600-h/bach-gp1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5047358811777827314" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RgvSGOX0gfI/AAAAAAAAAHg/hMv9BVnqcMo/s400/bach-gp1.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;"><strong> Bacheengoo the monkey t-rex!!!<br /></strong></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-3153426691539399135?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-52152712212241164822007-03-29T20:18:00.000+08:002007-03-29T20:21:28.689+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Gusto nyong matuto ng konting brief history? Very brief. Sa </span><a href="http://youtube.com/greenpinoy"><span style="font-family:verdana;">greenpinoy on youtube</span></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"> lang!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaJzAUppiTU"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Click nyo to for your lesson!</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-5215271221224116482?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-63608175354262476502007-03-29T19:04:00.000+08:002007-03-29T19:14:03.994+08:00<div align="center"><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;">Roll the die and enjoy!!!<br /></span></div></strong><br /><div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5047301100302270850" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/Rgudm-X0gYI/AAAAAAAAAGo/cRYRt3EoYmk/s320/die0001.JPG" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5047301302165733778" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RgudyuX0gZI/AAAAAAAAAGw/mJMr3EQcFQg/s320/die0002.JPG" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5047301486849327522" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/Rgud9eX0gaI/AAAAAAAAAG4/SgkHfaCDjc4/s320/die0003.JPG" border="0" /> <img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5047301684417823154" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RgueI-X0gbI/AAAAAAAAAHA/XvhS6GAy3pU/s320/die0004.JPG" border="0" /> <img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5047301856216515010" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RgueS-X0gcI/AAAAAAAAAHI/qvAL_1ETjiA/s320/die0005.JPG" border="0" /> <img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5047302341547819474" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RguevOX0gdI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/9PCLIItdUx0/s320/die0006.JPG" border="0" /></div><div></div><div>--</div><div></div><div><strong>Salamat kay Rotch para sa die of sex! 200 Yen lang daw to (around 100 Php)!</strong><br /><br /><br /></div><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-6360817535426247650?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-87126032798789194902007-03-28T16:13:00.000+08:002007-03-28T16:16:42.215+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/Rgoj1uX0gXI/AAAAAAAAAGg/vg4MZFjBQd0/s1600-h/stick.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5046885738310041970" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/Rgoj1uX0gXI/AAAAAAAAAGg/vg4MZFjBQd0/s320/stick.bmp" border="0" /></a> <strong>Anatomically Correct Stick Figures</strong><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-8712603279878919490?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-41208908813983659212007-03-28T15:53:00.000+08:002007-03-28T16:02:55.810+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Artista jokes mula nung 80's and 90's pa!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Tanong: Sinong artista ang may maraming ngipin?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sagot: Eh di si Ma-teeth! Ngeeee!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Tanong: Eh sinong may mas marami pang ngipin kesa kay Ma-teeth?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sagot: Eh di si Edgar More-teeth! Ngeeee!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Tanong: Sinong artista ang maraming problema?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sagot: Eh di si Gabby Consimisyon! Ngeeee!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Tanong: Sinong artista ang laging nasasaktan?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sagot: Eh di si AIKO! Ngeeee!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Tanong: Sinong artista ang marumi?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sagot: Eh di si Kuya GERMS! Ngeeee!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">May alam pa ba kayo na ganito ka cocorny na artista jokes from the 80's and 90's? Send nyo dito! :)</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-4120890881398365921?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-24403870969523175822007-03-28T15:48:00.000+08:002007-03-28T15:50:43.469+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Babae: Dok, ang haba po ng etits ng asawa ko, nasasagi ang atay ko pag nakapasok!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Dok: O cge, tawagan mo siya at babawasan natin ang etits nya!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Babae: Ay...pwede bang i-usog mo nalang yung atay ko?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-2440387096952317582?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-22057767295409255392007-03-28T15:29:00.000+08:002007-03-28T15:30:28.803+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Tanong: Bakit hindi lumalambot ang talong sa kare-kare?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sagot: Kasi may mani.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-2205776729540925539?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-56210285756066833502007-03-28T15:24:00.000+08:002007-03-28T15:27:33.313+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Secretary: IDEDEMANDA KO ANG BOSS KO NG SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">ATTY: Bakit anong ginawa sa iyo?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Secretary: Kasi sabi nya na mabango daw ang buhok ko e.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">ATTY: Para ganoon lang ay magdedemanda ka na, bakit?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Secretary: Kasi unano siya!!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-5621028575606683350?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-10466000313260614472007-03-28T15:21:00.000+08:002007-03-28T15:23:10.340+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Arte Girl 1: Try mo itong vibrator ko since wala na kayo ng boyfriend mo!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Arte Girl 2: Na-try ko na yan dati eh, nasira ang teeth ko!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-1046600031326061447?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-86868098721412871602007-03-28T10:35:00.000+08:002007-03-28T10:40:09.753+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Misis 1: Alam mo ba nakaka-inis yung mister ko. Gusto nya mag dog style kami!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Misis 2: Eh ano naman nakaka-inis dun? </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Misis 1: Naman no! Ok lang sana kung yung position lang kaso gusto nyo sa kalye namin gawin!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-8686809872141287160?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-885213681065129982007-03-27T22:45:00.000+08:002007-03-27T22:51:55.302+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Alam nyo ba kung ang mga tao ay "naglu-look back"? Alamin nyo sa </span><a href="http://youtube.com/greenpinoy"><span style="font-family:verdana;">greenpinoy on youtube!</span></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuVa4bUc55o"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Click mo to para maki-look back ka narin!</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-88521368106512998?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-16664136908788554202007-03-27T13:13:00.000+08:002007-03-27T14:17:52.929+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Hindi na talaga mapigilan. Mapa TV, radyo o dyaryo, andyan na ang mga nakakabaliw na text ads! Eto ang mga text ads na talaga namang nakaka-(b)aliw! </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>From S. Xpress, March 2007:</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"Hu mn ka2kla2 ky j*** b***** kndly giv hs # 2me. 0918*******"</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"Im looking 4 my I lost dad margrito m**** sr.. col txt gari 0926*******"</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"Im Anne. 17,f, nid txtm8, lezbian only. 0922*******/0918*******"</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"Hnap lng po zna ako ng ktxtm8, im karlo from cavite 0919*******"</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"Im chai 25 F, luking 4 a txtm8. Pr mkta q kau at mkta u rin q 0920*******"</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"Wnt 2b excitedianz? B 1 of us."Excited People Clan"0906*******"</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"Kulot, alam q n ngaun n kung bkit mlyo k s akin"</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"Hi Angel ur my sperman"</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"Need ko matrona,hiwalay o biyuda any age ok, txt me champ-0917*******"</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"iloveusomch rose*** ****** itsme, bebebear25"</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"Hi' mheg's here, single mom' 24' just wnt 2 have m0re frndz, 0921*******"</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"Hi girls txt me my #0920*******"</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"Hi i'm carlo, hnap k txtm8 n grl n my aswa. Lgi kc away aswa k. Txt me 0916*******"</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"Hi LaiSE! GndA tlg name m.hrp mka-limutn.mhlnmhl kta.. ur.d.cmra"</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"Im ron im luking 4 a hotmomma 30-45 just txt me 0927*******"</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"hi im marjolaine i need txtm8 18-20 boys only ung hnd kuripot mag txt. Just txt me 0928*******"</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"Hi, can u be txtmate? 0922*******"</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"Im cute Jeleen, 31, nids male txtmt hu kn0ws inverted squatraz hirs my cp# 0910*******"</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"Naghahanap me ng txtmt n pulis, male only 30-40 yo, im jeleen hirs my cp# 0910*******"</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"Hi tu ul TFC scuba divers bai suppurting WAWAWI!"</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Ewan ko sa inyo pero ako, sumakit tyan ko sa kakatawa pero sumakit muna ulo ko sa pag-iintindi! </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-1666413690878855420?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-60616044379087523712007-03-27T01:24:00.000+08:002007-03-27T01:28:56.565+08:00And you will see...muta. Staring Game na!!! sa <a href="http://youtube.com/greenpinoy">greenpinoy on youtube lang</a>!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihqQVXaq5Jk">Click mo to para sumali ka sa laro!!!</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-6061604437908752371?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-63718704445797043442007-03-26T22:21:00.000+08:002007-03-26T22:22:35.619+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RgfXAblrz-I/AAAAAAAAAGM/1PC1sg3qCL4/s1600-h/dinga.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5046238309897719778" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RgfXAblrz-I/AAAAAAAAAGM/1PC1sg3qCL4/s400/dinga.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong> Bili na mga ate!</strong></span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-6371870444579704344?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-14452592252255424222007-03-26T22:00:00.000+08:002007-03-26T22:02:33.649+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Bata1: Alam mo lola ko sumusubo ng ilaw!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Bata2: Bakit mo naman nasabi yun?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Bata1: Kasi narinig ko lola ko kagabi sabi sa lolo ko, "Hon! Patayain mo ang ilaw at isusubo ko na!"</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-1445259225225542422?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-92189443756795521812007-03-26T21:58:00.000+08:002007-03-26T22:00:24.528+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Girl: Hubarin mo na bra ko.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Boy: Yan hubad na.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Girl: Hubarin mo na rin panty ko.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Boy: Yan hubad na rin.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Girl: Sa susunod huwag na huwag mong gagamitin ang mga gamit ko, walang</span><span style="font-family:verdana;">hiya!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-9218944375679552181?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com107tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-73927602379714889112007-03-25T17:29:00.000+08:002007-03-25T17:32:19.962+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Halikayo at samahan nyo akong magturo ng tagalog sa buong mundo sa pamamagitan ng </span><a href="http://youtube.com/greenpinoy"><span style="font-family:verdana;">greenpinoy on youtube!</span></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nRrC8z3XT4"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Click nyo to para maging titser din kayo!</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-7392760237971488911?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-34285615442457977062007-03-25T13:40:00.000+08:002007-03-25T14:03:27.604+08:00Naisip nyo na ba kung naumpisa ang expression na "anak ng..."? Galing kaya sa "son of a bitch" na tinagalog ng "anak ng p*ta"? Pero ganon pa man e hindi natin masasabi kung yung "son of a bitch" nga ang nauna. Malay nyo nauna pa yung "anak ng p*ta".<br /><br />So san gaya galing? At hindi lang iisa, hindi lang "anak ng p*ta" kundi napakaraming "anak ng...". Gaya ng pating. E ano naman ang anak ng pating? Masama ba ang baby pating? At hindi lang anak ng pating, pati kalabaw, at hindi lang isa, sampu pa kung minsan, as in "anak ng sampung kalabaw". Hindi lang hayop. Pati mga bagay na hindi naman nanganganak e biglang nagka-anak. Case in point: tokwa. "Anak ng tokwa!". Unang-una hindi nanganganak ang tokwa. Pangalawa, walang pangalawa. Hindi ko lang talaga maintindihan kung san nag-umpisa at para saan ang mga salitang to.<br /><br />Bakit hindi nalang yung posible at may taong katangian diba? Tipong "anak ng Mrs. Cruz!" o kaya "anak ng Baby Ama!" o "Anak ng Jolina!". Yun maiintindihan ko pa kasi binibigyan mo ng mga katangian ng posibleng maging anak nina Mrs. Cruz, Baby Ama at Jolina ang bagay ng pinagsasabihan mo.<br /><br />Baka naman din wala talagang saysay ang mga expression na to? Baka lang naman sinasabi kasi magandang pakinggan? Parang cool. Pakshet hindi rin e.<br /><br />Kung ganon nga din, pwede tayong pumili ng kahit ano na pwedeng idagdag sa "anak ng..." Tara gawa tayo.<br /><br />Anak ng...<br /><br />ipis, babolgam, sapatos, lamok, manggang hilaw, manggang hinog, buddha, bolpen, notebook, lapis, bag, tsinelas, mouse, monitor, webcam, pusang patay, pusang tumatae ng supot, haponesang sakang, sun dried tomatoes (shala!), kulangot, pimpol, burnik, jebs, paa, hita, tyan, bilbil, ilong, bibig, dila, psp, magazine, celphone, koche, jeep, tricycle, tricycle driver, manong fishball, channel v, kumot, electric fan...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-3428561544245797706?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-5093574154840777052007-03-25T11:35:00.000+08:002007-03-25T12:40:16.318+08:00Alam nyo ba tong kantang to? Inyong alamin! Only at <a href="http://youtube.com/greenpinoy">greenpinoy on youtube!</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdvaypUetug">Click mo dito to sing along with me!!!</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-509357415484077705?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-42839694277852321472007-03-25T10:54:00.000+08:002007-03-25T10:56:41.683+08:00<a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RgXkcLlrz9I/AAAAAAAAAGE/BwJoUpizRo8/s1600-h/mm.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5045690130336829394" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RgXkcLlrz9I/AAAAAAAAAGE/BwJoUpizRo8/s320/mm.jpg" border="0" /></a>Dance Moves. <strong>Advantage: Mystika</strong><br /><br />Dami ng retoke. <strong>Advantage: Tight decision, pero si Madam Auring.</strong><br /><br />Dami ng chinchunsu. <strong>Advantage: Tie</strong><br /><br />Killer kuko. <strong>Advantage: Mystika</strong><br /><br />Bolang kristal. <strong>Advantage: Madam Auring</strong><br /><br />Boobs. <strong>Advantage: Madam Auring</strong><br /><br />Mukang bading. <strong>Advantage: Mystika</strong><br /><br />Pagbubuntis. <strong>Advantage: Madam Auring</strong><br /><br />Boy toy. <strong>Advantage: Madam Auring</strong><br /><br /><strong>And the winner is...Madam Auring!</strong> Talagang nga namang may asim pa sya!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-4283969427785232147?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-30729311671178051752007-03-25T00:17:00.000+08:002007-03-25T00:18:36.673+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Gusto nyo matuto ng Japanese ng libre? Come on, let's learning!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16O_wWv5doM"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Click mo to ng may madagdag naman sayong kaalaman!</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-3072931167117805175?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-40944535062308482442007-03-24T21:54:00.000+08:002007-03-24T21:58:10.587+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RgUuGrlrz7I/AAAAAAAAAFw/dOkdYIksUV0/s1600-h/DSC00263.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5045489649853386674" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RgUuGrlrz7I/AAAAAAAAAFw/dOkdYIksUV0/s320/DSC00263.JPG" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"> Sana lahat ng "Out of Order" sign na nakapaskil e ganito kasaya. Nakangiti rin ako habang umiihi e.</span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-4094453506230848244?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-68150631111481731532007-03-24T21:53:00.000+08:002007-03-24T21:54:20.244+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Tanong: Why are boobs like bananas?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sagot: Because they are saging.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-6815063111148173153?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-46259730255261136832007-03-24T21:48:00.000+08:002007-03-24T21:51:46.936+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Pari: Sister, pumasok ka dito sa kwarto.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sister: Yes Father.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Pari: O, i-lock mo yung pinto. At isarado mo lahat ng bintana at kurtina!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sister: Father, kung ano man ang binabalak nyo, wag nyo pong ituloy!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Pari: Tumigil ka! Halika dito lumapit ka ka sa akin!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sister: Father...wag...</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Pari: Lapit!!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sister: Father...wag po. Please. Natatakot na po ako!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Pari: Ano ba inaarte mo e ipapakita ko lang naman yung bago kong rosary na glow in the dark?!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-4625973025526113683?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-79200465457178390212007-03-24T15:58:00.000+08:002007-03-24T15:59:48.851+08:00Tignan nyo kung pano maging Hapon ang isang pinoy na gaya ko! San pa kundi sa greenpinoy on youtube lang!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoGUIOyhVDg">Click nyo to kung gusto nyo rin maging sakang ahehe</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-7920046545717839021?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-82794508768321860442007-03-24T11:29:00.000+08:002007-03-24T11:34:05.108+08:00Music video ko ng "Akin Ka Nalang" ng Itchy Worms! Etong kantang to isa sa mga paborito kong OPM (ito at "Itaktak Mo", walang biro...itaktak mo, tak! itaktak mo, tak! itaktak moooo!)<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ2HrB4XacQ">Click mo to para maging akin ka nalang!</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-8279450876832186044?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-60433628750733757422007-03-24T10:11:00.000+08:002007-03-24T10:14:47.359+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Itong post na to, hindi ko ginawa. Umiikot to sa mga email matagal na. Pero hanggang ngayon pagnababasa ko sya, tawang tawa parin ako. Bakit? Kasi may posibilidad na totoo sya at hindi gawagawa lang para magpatawa. Pero kung gawagawa lang e ok lang, kakatawa parin ng sobra! </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Basahin nyo...</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">---</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">To Marjie,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Why?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">What reason you can think about but you're very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first,Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all his walks [lakad] and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that and then he say he get ashame to met iether in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you're very very ,very fat body but you hate it thoughth your the most preetiest girls he knows about what do you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Marie Chan even you are beautiful face to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults mypersonality because I'm never call you names iether in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don't have any other choice but to call you other different name to like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING. You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl. </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">FROM: THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">P.S. You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is me. There you go. </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">---</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>Salamat Kuya Owen para dito! Kundi dahil sayo, di ko pa to nahanap!</strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-6043362875073375742?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-220493774211389642007-03-23T22:41:00.000+08:002007-03-24T10:16:08.072+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Grbe n! Smusbra n ang pgklat ng mga ngsusulat ng prang lgi slang ngttxt! Prang mga shungak! Ang jlogs tlg! Bshn nu 2ng xampl ng xchange ng txt ng 2 txtm8s n wlng mgwa sa buhay kndi mgtxt lng ng mgtxt at plit pnagkakasha ang 250 tawsn sntnces s 1 txt kc ngttpid sa load:</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>txtm81:</strong> halu! msta na u? it n b u? ms me n u! muah! :)</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>txtm82:</strong> uy! k nmn me! tnx s kmsta. kaw? msta na u? nsa haws n b u? kmain n aq. srp ng ulm q. csr sld n tnapang bngus wid kmatis. bsug me grbe. u kmain n? wat ulm mu? :)</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>txtm81:</strong> nde p me it. bwct kc k2long nmen. ubs nya fud. srp p nmn sna ng ulm. uy ms me na gmik ntn s bywlk. itz so kul der. klan tau uli gmik dun? </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>txtm82:</strong> unga! ms me nrn gmik bywlk! dis fri pwd b u? pwd me kc dyof me sa wrk kc nd me nyt shft nxt day. ay! kso la pa swldo! nxt tym nlng.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>txtm81:</strong> kaw nmn! nd nmn tau ggs2s e! mkknig lng tau ng fri musik bnda. mly u mkkita tau ng artsta! cge n gmik na tau! yyain ntn cna bhabes n jhun2!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>txtm82:</strong> wg n. la p me pra. nubos kc bmili me ng bgong cp. mhl na pla bgong 3210 ngaun! sowee. nxt tym nlng kc hhlugn q p 2ng cp 3 gibs.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>txtm81:</strong> pta u! d me n u fren! dyn k n lng. sna mblok u s hel!!! </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>txtm82:</strong> d me pta! bka u! pkpk u mbho! wg k ppkta s me ssmplin tlg me u!!! >:(</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>txtm81:</strong> pksht k!!!!!!!!!!!!! mmty na u!!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">***tooot! MESSAGE SENDING FAILED***</span></strong><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>txtm81:</strong> shet la na me load!!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-22049377421138964?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-12927703492134684292007-03-23T22:27:00.000+08:002007-03-23T22:34:59.794+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RgPleblrz6I/AAAAAAAAAFo/wwwfJ2jm3GM/s1600-h/shit.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5045128318549741474" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RgPleblrz6I/AAAAAAAAAFo/wwwfJ2jm3GM/s320/shit.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong> Holy shit. Galing sa Holy Cow!</strong></span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-1292770349213468429?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-30999011198176169992007-03-23T22:22:00.000+08:002007-03-23T22:26:19.434+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Madre: Ano ang apelyido mo iho?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Lalake: Alam niyo na po yun sister! Lagi nyo pong hinahawakan yun!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Madre: HA!? BAYAG ANG APELYIDO MO???</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Lalake: Rosario po...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-3099901119817616999?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-73992768521580363102007-03-23T22:14:00.000+08:002007-03-23T22:16:55.305+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">May limang bading na nakakita ng limang lasing na lalaki.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">5 bading: Mga papa!!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">5 lasing na lalaki: Pakuin ang mga bakla!!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">5 bading: Takbo mga sister!!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">5 lasing na lalaki: Pakuin natin sa pamamagitan ng mga etits natin!!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">5 bading: Aaaay! Lusoooob!!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-7399276852158036310?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-49586510425814033862007-03-22T22:07:00.000+08:002007-03-22T22:09:22.194+08:00Naisip nyo na ba kung ano ang pinag-gagagawa ng mga empleyado pag wala ang kanilang boss sa opis? Panoorin nyo ang video sa greenpinoy on youtube!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0oONwqmhuc">Click mo dito! Pero wag mo kaming isusumbong ok?</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-4958651042581403386?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-34488039511270491242007-03-22T21:13:00.000+08:002007-03-22T21:14:34.483+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RgKBDblrz4I/AAAAAAAAAFY/OlNWq6jfMtE/s1600-h/spartan.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5044736428553785218" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RgKBDblrz4I/AAAAAAAAAFY/OlNWq6jfMtE/s320/spartan.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong> "This...is...SPARTAN!!!"</strong></span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-3448803951127049124?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-51990335967755815862007-03-22T21:09:00.000+08:002007-03-23T10:15:06.831+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Tindera: Bili na kayo ng special panty na benta ko! Pag suot nyo to di kayo mabubuntis!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Babae: Talaga?! Sige nga pabili nga ng isa!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Makalipas ang tatlong bwan, galit na bumalik si babae sa tindera ng panty.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Babae: Sabi mo di ako mabubuntis sa panty na benta mo pag sinuot ko? Buntis ako ngayon!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Tindera: Eh baka naman hinubad mo?</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span><br />---<br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><strong>Salamat kay Chie para sa joke na to!</strong> </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-5199033596775581586?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-45664976588788659342007-03-21T21:39:00.000+08:002007-03-22T23:19:43.251+08:00<a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RgKebLlrz5I/AAAAAAAAAFg/m1IOkOhOOSU/s1600-h/Tempshot0006.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5044768722412883858" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RgKebLlrz5I/AAAAAAAAAFg/m1IOkOhOOSU/s320/Tempshot0006.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;">Gusto nyong makita ang galing ko sa pagsasayaw? Nyahahaha! Greenpinoy on youtube!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPj0FKJu4lE"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Click mo dito baby! Yeah!</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-4566497658878865934?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-62526949030613863862007-03-21T19:43:00.000+08:002007-03-21T19:49:54.223+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RgEawblrz3I/AAAAAAAAAFQ/3Pi0Y1_J0cU/s1600-h/mask.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5044342476973526898" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RgEawblrz3I/AAAAAAAAAFQ/3Pi0Y1_J0cU/s320/mask.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong> ng mga bading.</strong><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-6252694903061386386?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-77173787997265185652007-03-21T19:10:00.000+08:002007-03-21T19:11:43.153+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Ping: Pare, sinasabi nila bading daw ako! Kaya nagpalagay ako ng tattoo!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Joe: Ayos yan! Saang parte?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Ping: Sa kilay! O diba ang taray?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-7717378799726518565?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-47545119985664980402007-03-21T19:07:00.000+08:002007-03-21T19:08:16.021+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Use "Narnia" in a sentence!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>"Ning! Ang Mato! Narnia!!!"</strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-4754511998566498040?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-83168315626803625722007-03-20T23:36:00.000+08:002007-03-20T23:39:35.736+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Gusto nyo ng version ko nito? Masaya sya promise. Hahahahaha!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqwg32PzirA"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Click mo to!!!</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-8316831562680362572?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-53090171744996396492007-03-20T21:43:00.000+08:002007-03-23T10:16:06.832+08:00<a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/Rf_lDrlrz2I/AAAAAAAAAFI/UQfhNAqcOwk/s1600-h/jtfnv0004.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5044001959081398114" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/Rf_lDrlrz2I/AAAAAAAAAFI/UQfhNAqcOwk/s320/jtfnv0004.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;">Nung unang panahon wala pang saging. Isang araw, may kakaibang halaman na biglang tumubo sa bakuran nina Juan. "Ay ano ito?!" sambit ni Juan. "Parang 'saging' ah!". At mula noon, tinawag na itong saging. Ganda.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br />---<br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>Salamat kay Vince para sa joke na to!</strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-5309017174499639649?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-9728104975571507002007-03-20T21:39:00.000+08:002007-03-20T21:42:23.611+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">GIRL: Ang puti naman ng bird mo...</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">BOY: Syempre! Likas papaya ata gamit ko diyan!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">GIRL: Ginagamitan mo rin ba ng Downy?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">BOY: Bakit? Mabango ba?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">GIRL: Lambot eh!!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-972810497557150700?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com268tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-2216986804355698592007-03-20T21:37:00.000+08:002007-03-20T21:39:00.133+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Tanong: Ano ang pinaka malambot parte ng bakla? </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sagot: E di BABA! Kasi kahit ilang beses tumama ang itlog hindi nababasag.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-221698680435569859?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-30645933477152866382007-03-20T21:27:00.000+08:002007-03-20T21:37:17.625+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Katapos mag-sex, panay pa rin ang hawak ng babae sa etits ng lalaki...</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">BF: Gusto mo pa ulit? </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">GF: Hindi, namimiss ko lang...meron kasi ako nito dati e.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-3064593347715286638?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-88068346949266909862007-03-20T21:24:00.000+08:002007-03-20T21:26:07.450+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Alamin ang kasagutan sa greenpinoy on youtube!!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qPOvw2qYoc"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Click mo to!</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-8806834694926690986?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-38383410302036860102007-03-20T01:35:00.000+08:002007-03-20T01:38:55.059+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Mag-usap tayo tungkol sa burnik! At kung bakit sinungaling ang mga babaeng nagsasabi na wala silang buhok sa pwet! </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">greenpinoy on youtube.com!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXqEjUxCxAY"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Click mo dito para mapanood mo!</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-3838341030203686010?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-51751854582405392422007-03-19T23:01:00.000+08:002007-03-19T23:03:20.381+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/Rf6l8ggNQuI/AAAAAAAAAFA/0LxeeRqsT04/s1600-h/DSC00380.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5043651091637289698" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/Rf6l8ggNQuI/AAAAAAAAAFA/0LxeeRqsT04/s320/DSC00380.JPG" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"> "Tang-ina!!! Ngayon pa nasira yung elevator kung kelan taeng tae nako!!!"</span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-5175185458240539242?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-1567178647790543152007-03-19T20:51:00.000+08:002007-03-19T20:54:09.015+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Naliligo sa beach ang mga mag-ina... </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Anak: Nay bakit po ang lake ng dede nyo parang papaya? Lawlaw o!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Nanay: Kaw naman anak magtataka ka pa eh lima kayo nag dede dyan!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Anak: Nay, bakit po lima eh apat lang kamng magkakapatid?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Nanay: Bakit?! Di mo ba isasama sa bilang ang tatay mo?!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-156717864779054315?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-55534943097348177622007-03-18T16:19:00.000+08:002007-03-18T16:31:32.890+08:00<a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/Rfz2JggNQtI/AAAAAAAAAE4/5tZuE5WYluU/s1600-h/ttmon.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5043176325952389842" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/Rfz2JggNQtI/AAAAAAAAAE4/5tZuE5WYluU/s320/ttmon.jpg" border="0" /></a> Nung college ako (kahapon lang), sumikat ang mga Pokemon. Sabi ko sa sarili ko "tang ina, may pauso na naman ang mga Hapon. At ang bastos pa ng title!" (sabi ng officemate kong Thai, ang "Pi" daw ay pekpek at and "Kachu" at etits sa Thai...inside joke kaya ng mga creators ni Pikachu? Anyway.). Kaya ayun, na-inspire akong gawin ang mga...<strong>TitiMon</strong> (short for titik-monsters)! Sila ay mga nilalang na parang Pokemon din, pero galing silang ibang planeta. Marami sila, isang TitiMon sa bawat character ng Hiragana (Japanese characters). Wala silang masyadong powers gaya ng mga Pokemon, maliban sa paninigas pag nagalit at nadudura pag di tinigilan. Itong TitiMon na nakikita nyo ay isang hubad na TitiMon. Sa mga susunod na drawing, makikita nyo ang iba't ibang hitsura ng mga TitiMon!!! Abangan ang kapanapanabik na mga susunod na kabanata sa buhay ng mga...<strong>TITIMON!!!<br /></strong><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-5553494309734817762?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-19968867771643634462007-03-18T10:57:00.000+08:002007-03-18T10:59:48.251+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RfyquggNQsI/AAAAAAAAAEw/7SgGTZfduOo/s1600-h/jtbfly0009.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5043093398723838658" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RfyquggNQsI/AAAAAAAAAEw/7SgGTZfduOo/s320/jtbfly0009.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:verdana;">Kung di pa kayo nakakakita ng dalawang paruparong malibog, ngayon nakakita na kayo.</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;">Parang aso lang no? Magkabaliktad din.<br /></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-1996886777164363446?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-62801308369686368582007-03-18T10:51:00.000+08:002007-03-18T10:53:16.244+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Anak: Inaaay!!! May mens na ko! </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Nay: Leche ka! LBM yan! Maghugas ka na ng pwet! Ambisyosong bakla to!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-6280130836968636858?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-86368152082202955442007-03-18T10:47:00.000+08:002007-03-18T10:51:04.117+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Miss America: My boobs are like water melons!<br /><br />Audience: Yehey!<br /><br />Miss Japan: Ma boobsu a layku coconatsu!<br /><br />Audience: Yehey!<br /><br />Miss Philippines: Suso ko, parang siopao!<br /><br />Audience: Boooooo!<br /><br />Miss Philippines: Ops, ops, ops...nipples palang yon</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-8636815208220295544?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-54959779759909401482007-03-18T10:44:00.000+08:002007-03-18T10:46:30.927+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Taxi driver: Miss saan tayo?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Miss na naka-gown: Wala akong pambayad eh. Gusto mo BJ na lang?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Taxi driver: Ok. Ngayon na.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Matapos ang BJ...</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Taxi driver: O, saan tayo?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Miss: Sa gay beauty contest pare.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-5495977975990940148?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-13639026109962150292007-03-18T10:41:00.000+08:002007-03-18T10:44:18.011+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Nene: Dad, totoo po ba kung saan pinasok yung bird ng lalake dun din lalabas yung anak?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">DADDY: OO, naman.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Nene: Hindi kaya masira ngipin ko?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-1363902610996215029?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-42683346781385620362007-03-17T20:24:00.000+08:002007-03-17T20:28:23.411+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RfveLAgNQrI/AAAAAAAAAEo/gBg2LuoW8MQ/s1600-h/jtfnv0009.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5042868488466416306" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RfveLAgNQrI/AAAAAAAAAEo/gBg2LuoW8MQ/s320/jtfnv0009.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"> Mga gulay to. Pero parang mga sperm na nag-uunahan sa egg. Diba?</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-4268334678138562036?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-28201485953625017712007-03-17T19:40:00.000+08:002007-03-17T20:22:22.689+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RfvVxQgNQqI/AAAAAAAAAEg/iESRTRDAOdY/s1600-h/headline1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5042859249991762594" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RfvVxQgNQqI/AAAAAAAAAEg/iESRTRDAOdY/s400/headline1.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"> Ngayon lang ako nakakita ng mga pusang nag-du-do. Pramis.</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-2820148595362501771?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-17275007296799891542007-03-17T11:06:00.000+08:002007-03-17T11:15:54.084+08:00<a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RftbbQgNQoI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/EREZoUSFIiE/s1600-h/gvsn.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5042724731616051842" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RftbbQgNQoI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/EREZoUSFIiE/s320/gvsn.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"> Nunal. <strong>Advantage: Tie</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Maria Leonora Teresa. <strong>Advantage: Nora</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Asawang walang bayag. <strong>Advantage: Gloria</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Love team. <strong>Advantage:</strong> <strong>Nora</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Impersonators. <strong>Advantage:</strong> <strong>Nora</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Height. <strong>Advantage:</strong> <strong>Mura</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Jail Time. <strong>Advantage:</strong> <strong>Nora</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Kakalibog factor. <strong>Advantage: Tie, parehong wala.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Ngongo effect. <strong>Advantage:</strong> <strong>Gloria</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Himala. <strong>Advantage:</strong> <strong>Nora</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Kapatid na hindi baboy. <strong>Advantage: Nora</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>And the winner is...Nora!!!</strong> Wala, walang himala! Pero merong magic!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-1727500729679989154?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-41509904180420249722007-03-17T10:55:00.000+08:002007-03-17T11:14:46.254+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Madre 1: Dyos ko, patawarin mo po sila...hindi nila nalalaman ang kanilang ginagawa!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Madre 2: Ay, yung sa akin marunong!!!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-4150990418042024972?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-59592893442725698062007-03-17T10:53:00.000+08:002007-03-17T10:54:32.447+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Tanong: Anong parte ng katawan ang pinakamalamig?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sagot: Ngipin! Kasi nagyeyelo.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-5959289344272569806?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-7883055662244041472007-03-17T10:52:00.000+08:002007-03-17T10:53:16.135+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Anak: Inay, sinisilip ng kaklase ko 'yung panty ko!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Inay: Bastos 'yun ah! Ano'ng ginawa mo?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Anak: Hinubad ko at itinago ko 'yung panty, para 'di nya makita!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-788305566224404147?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-48003088673483337202007-03-17T10:47:00.000+08:002007-03-17T10:50:16.494+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">ANAK: Tay, bilhin mo nga ako na sword!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">TATAY: Lalaki na talaga ang anak ko mahilig na sya sa larong panglalaki, o sige bibilhan kita ng sword anak!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Pagbalik na tatay may dala na syang sword na pinabili ng anak nya.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">TATAY: Anak, ito na ang sword na pinabibili mo!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">ANAK: Salamat tay...."Ako si...SHE-RA!!!"</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-4800308867348333720?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-49827669301950125682007-03-16T21:17:00.000+08:002007-03-18T10:55:26.512+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RfqZJAgNQnI/AAAAAAAAAEI/T1b3LPjqg-E/s1600-h/wendys.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5042511112827650674" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/RfqZJAgNQnI/AAAAAAAAAEI/T1b3LPjqg-E/s320/wendys.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"> Guaranteed bagong hugas every day!!!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-4982766930195012568?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-68768751703007128722007-03-16T20:21:00.000+08:002007-03-16T20:23:29.230+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Anak: Mommy, hayop po ba ang talong? </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Ina: Hindi anak, gulay yun. Bakit? </span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Anak: Sabi kasi ni Yaya kay Daddy, hayop ang talong mo kuya, ang laki!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-6876875170300712872?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-73865991893454532212007-03-16T20:18:00.000+08:002007-03-16T20:20:26.233+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">WIFE: Inamo!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">HUSBAND: Inamo rin!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">WIFE: Tarantado!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">HUSBAND: Tarantado ka rin!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">WIFE: Demonyo!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">HUSBAND: Demonyo ka rin!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">WIFE: Supot!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">HUSBAND: Ah foul. Walang ganyanan.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-7386599189345453221?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-84967334563686079522007-03-16T20:17:00.000+08:002007-03-16T20:18:11.258+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">May isang Sakristan na ng boboso sa isang pari at madre...</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Madre: Pano kung nabuntis ako?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Pari: Bahala ng ang nasa itaas...</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sakristan: Tangina naman! Bat ako?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-8496733456368607952?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-49831573916672376262007-03-16T13:59:00.000+08:002007-03-16T14:03:21.609+08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/Rfoy6QgNQmI/AAAAAAAAAEA/TCkvcnEqSL8/s1600-h/mc-solo21x.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5042398709238547042" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_7k6bScb3iiM/Rfoy6QgNQmI/AAAAAAAAAEA/TCkvcnEqSL8/s320/mc-solo21x.JPG" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:verdana;">Liling.</span><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-4983157391667237626?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-92109274525887672012007-03-16T13:54:00.000+08:002007-03-16T13:58:17.517+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Pari: Sister, ikaw ba ang nasa CR? Kukunin ko lang toothbrush ko.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sister: Sandali Father, naka-panty lang ako.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Pari: Sige take your time sister.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Sister: Ok Father, pasok na, wala na akong panty!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-9210927452588767201?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1251768645628217627.post-76001258920129406592007-03-16T13:52:00.000+08:002007-03-16T13:54:27.706+08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Mrs: Bilis! Nahulog cellphone ko sa loob ng panty ko, nagvavibrate.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Mr: E, anong gagawin ko? Dudukutin ko ba sa loob ng panty mo?</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Mrs: Tanga! Kunin mo yung charger, baka ma-low batt!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1251768645628217627-7600125892012940659?l=greenpinoy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>green pinoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15651826272711534793noreply@blogger.com0